Dude, it’s the fucking Hunger Games. We take a bunch of poor kids from shitty neighborhoods and let them beat the shit out of each other for our enjoyment. If they win, we shower them with money, fame and adoration. For the losers, the retirees, and the forgotten, they are left to suffer. It’s fucking despicable. And…

No one who shills for Papa John’s cares about anyone’s health.

Second of all, killing baby Hitler would negate the whole point of killing him in the first place, meaning you’d just be viewed as a psycho who killed an innocent baby. Massive newbie mistake.

Consequentialism is not a great foundation for a moral theory, imo. I mean, it looks good at first glance - kill baby Hitler, you save millions! Definitely the right thing to do. But if killing someone is the right thing to do, if it will save (many?) lives, then we get into some really weird situations. Like, that…

This story is so Philly that it should be served with cheez whiz.

Some are Cowboys fans. Some are Eagles fans. And some, I assume, are good people.

So now they’re oppressing hardworking clipart companies, too? Disgusting!

I want that on my Diva Cup.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Being QB for the Browns is like being the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Which I suppose means Bernie Kosar is Voldemort.

“my fantasy team, which no ones cares about”

Those claw marks say pretty much everything that needs to be said here.

Yeah, it does leave scars. Well, according to my own removed moles.

That’s not how they take off moles. You have to cut them out. With a knife. Depending on the size it can leave a pretty significant scar.

Not only are all four of these people the fakiest fakes, I am starting to doubt that Australia is real.

that’s literally the outfit i’m wearing today, plus a blazer

What amazes me is that people don’t see that that argument basically amounts to saying “men are such uncontrollable, violent a-hats that we can’t trust them not to use this particular ordinance/opportunity to do what a significant number of them secretly want to do, which is sneak into bathrooms to assault women or…

The argument that bigots use is that by passing a law requiring businesses not to discriminate against trans people is that businesses will be unable to prevent men from claiming they’re a woman so that they can just walk into a woman’s bathroom and assault women there.

18 years ago, I put on a pair of JNCO jeans and a Smashing Pumpkins t-shirt and went to a punk show at my (rural CT) town’s local teen center. There I saw a boy, told him I was going to flirt with him and did for the rest of the night... and then, on and off (and mostly online) for the next decade or so before we…

... i have a tattoo choker, and a tattoo bracelet.