Nor does Boston Pizza, tbh.

I was in a summer school french class years ago at UC Berkeley and a girl who was black became my default friend in the class. On the first day she asked if I wanted to get a smoothie after and then it kind of became our ritual. She and I clicked immediately and when she made a couple of jokes about white boys and I…

Yeah, I don’t know why anyone thinks Patrick Stewart is in the closet. Like, what possible reason could he have for not coming out if he really was gay? Pretty sure most people already assume he is, and it wouldn’t hurt his career in the slightest.

Can we just believe him when he says he’s straight and appreciate how…

Meh. I've always found women going crazy over gay dudes a bit weird. Like, gay dudes don't even like each other in the way women ship it. Gay porn by gay guys is hella different from gay erotica written by women.

I’m sure you mean “a reasonably attractive, young woman, who would not force me to do things I don’t want to to, and not murder me afterwards”

Nobody cares about your stupid boner.

You aren’t diminishing anything, that is exactly what I was trying to say. But, instead of a parent giving me permission, it was me giving myself permission.

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

Yes. I had a mastectomy. I had breast reconstruction, so while I do still have “boobs” they don’t look anything like these. I hate this idea.

If I hadn’t read some shit Mike Huckabee had said earlier today, I’d say that this is the dumbest thing I’ve seen today.

Kind of like a “rub your tummy pat your head challenge” to raise awareness for quadriplegics.

Pshh, this challenge is discriminatory! I can’t even hold a pencil there, damn!

And I hate to tell him but most kids are assaulted by someone they know as in a relative/friend of the family. Here’s an example, just off the top of my head, completely at random, no forethought at all...ahem...[clears throat]...excuse me...JOSH DUGGAR.

“Yeah, I would have gotten the shit beaten out of me on a regular basis and had slurs thrown at me constantly, but it would have been totally worth it! Also, I’ve never heard of porn!”

His kind of Christian believes that the only thing keeping us humans from being rampaging canabalistic, sister-rapers who would steal the candy from a baby’s mouth is his god. So yeah.

sometimes when you too far left you end up back at the right.

I bet he thinks there is no such thing as girls who like girls. To him your friend is not a lesbian it is all brainwashing from liberal parents who don’t know the word of God or some BS like that.

That men would pretend to be trans to come to the college.

Anna, Jesus did respond to you. But he responded in his own way, not the way you wanted, and you just weren’t listening. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

C’est ma soupe préférée, opinion soup!