I think its just that they try to cram SOOOOOO many people on set. Like when it debuted he had a four person panel. Now its three. It should be two or even just one, and more importantly PANELS SUCK. No one ever said “CNN has a panel on right now, I’d better watch!”

Considering that red states force doctors to tell their patients that abortions cause breast cancer and the abortion pill is reversible, I don’t think you are correct.

Well then my medical clinic/bike repair shop is in trouble.

I’m guessing he did it so the mother wouldn’t continue to cause a stink about it and make it an even bigger deal. Sometimes you have to placate assholes to keep them quiet.

Some communities are EXTREMELY conservative when it comes to teachers and drinking. I know of districts close to where I teach that don’t allow teachers to buy/drink beer in public in their town. I’ve even had a superintendent reprimand me because his wife noted that my car was still parked outside a bar the next…

Everyone knows you soak your tampons in vodka, not beer.

A good friend of mine, who is one of the absolute best, most reasonable, most loving parents I know (proof!), regularly refers to her kids as little shits or assholes or jerks, or whatever. Cuz kids ARE little shits, even the unusually well behaved ones. Comes with the territory. There’s a wide gulf between casually…

well, now we know who the mother is of the kid driving the teacher to drink.

I disagree with the alleged scientific consensus that Jimmy is not a shit. As long as you present both sides equally, teach the controversy.

Shrug. I think she is beautiful.

And not just any 25-year-old, she has to be a nuclear physicist trapped in the body of a cheerleader who’s the only person in the world who can *help* the male hero solve whatever the problem is.

At least she can laugh about it, because I’m still in the head-exploding stage. I’m in the same age-range as Ms. Gyllenhaal and my mom is in her mid-50’s (dad is late 50’s).

She’ll never be loyal 🎶

Random idea: this is all for show.

The female reproductive system is like the Internet; just a series of tubes.

They did (or will). Bravo, TFC / MLSE. Well done.

Posted in the comments of the BlogTO article about this: “I went to university with that scumbag 10 years ago. Looks like he’s still a scumbag. His name is Ryan Hart and he works at Cognex Corporation. He is a terrible person.” Apparently he’s taken down his linkedin.

Just their luck that they found the only person in the world who doesn't "get" how funny and clever this meme is.

I’m sure i’ve seen at least 15 FHRITPs on this site. don’t blame these guys for being late to the joke.

“it’s not about you...it’s about EVERYONE else!” I love how he tries to make it sound like it is some sort of huge social issue and he is just doing a service for everyone else.