What these folks think is “historical” and “traditional” only ever existed in 1950’s sitcoms.

We should let the market decide who has the babies from now on... I'm tired of BIG NATURE telling us how it has to be done

Would watch.

It’s all right to be Christian, but cut it out with that actual Christ-Like behavior, you hear?

I have a hard time thinking that the reaction would’ve been so swift had this been the University of Kentucky Baskeball team, or the Florida State football team.

So I’m sitting in the locker room and I’m taping up my knee, and Larry’s undressing a couple lockers down from me. And he’s kinda, he’s kinda skinny. Weak. And I started thinkin’ about my father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And…

It’s what I imagine ALL movies would be like if the Nazi’s had won the war.

I’m surprised it has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes. To clarify: I’m not surprised the movie is that bad, but I am surprised they bothered to screen it for critics.

I bet all of the offenders are sorry, this wasn’t their intention, and it’s not who they really are.

Good thing Rubio is male or this would tank his campaign.

One of my favorite Maury quotes (not from this article) was when he was told by a friend that he wouldn’t do “that” type of show for a million dollars a year.

So, we’ve now moved to an era where congressional committee chairs and the people they’re supposed to regulate are LITERALLY IN BED TOGETHER.

I posted this the other day:

“You are NOT the father!”

That's wild (although your aunt and uncle were probably like, "fuck"). Technically, the gestation of embryos from two different menstrual cycles is called "superfetation" and it's believed to be statisitcally more rare than superfecundation. You cousins are like little unicorns!

He looks damn good for 76.

I couldn’t agree more. My hubby and I actually find sleeping on it can really help. Staying up all night exhaustively hashing it out makes for delirious crying and breakdowns.

At this point, any moderate to liberal Dem who decides to run, including Clinton, could drink the blood of virgins to stay alive and I would STILL vote for them over any GOPer.

Fox News panel:

A pole-axe to the corrotid artery sounds more appealing than a year & a half of american election coverage.