yeah, at that time that that was being reported on as obvious bias, weren’t people also trying to point out that the IRS was taking as much time investigating left-leaning non-profit applications? Right wingers just seized on the Tea Party example because they’re addicted to feeling persecuted?

They have a job to do. Just because that job annoys people doesn’t mean it’s not necessary.

And to be clear: the IRS was perfectly justified in investigating the tax-free status of Tea Party non-profits which don’t provide any actual benefit to society at large.

I have paid money for the privilege of swimming with manatees, and to be honest, I started hyperventilating when I was in the water and got near one. They are positively massive. However, they’re super sweet and friendly and absolutely adorable. They will grab your legs with their flippers and nom on your hair if you…

One night I woke to the sound of someone trying to pick the lock on my apartment door. I was home alone with infant son and I had no rational thought in my head. I just moved closer to the door and yelled HONEY, GET THE GUN THERE’S SOMEONE TRYING TO BREAK IN!

I’ve been in public service dealing with perverts, people in the midst of a psychotic break, assholes, misoginistic assholes, every variety of asshole, really, and I’m used to dealing with them. I can’t really afford to be afraid since PD requires that I go up to the person and tell them they are permanently banned.…

Dolphins are ENORMOUS compared to my idea of them that I had in my head. You see pictures of them and videos and whatever and think “oh, they’re like the size of a human!” Nope. Suckers can get up to like 13 feet long and 1,000 pounds!

Just don’t try to climb on it to ride. That is against the law.

I love manatees. I would be so happy if one swam close to me. This girl doesn't know that she's living the dream.

You’re SO lucky I wasn’t drinking anything while I watched that, or I would’ve had to charge you for a new computer.

she then asks Rand Paul: “Did you get overly emotional?”

Can we also just take a moment to acknowledge that Paul was complaining about other networks’ editorializing on Fox Mother Effing News? C’mon, man.

If someone can say “ Dick Cheney is more presidential” about you than you either need a MAJOR attitude adjustment or to get out of politics completely. Dick Cheney is the closest thing to a “supervillain” we have on earth. He’s not the charming Loki or Heath Ledger Joker supervillain either. He’s SPECTRE from James…

Sometimes I wonder if he knows women CAN vote.

Referring to women’s lives as “details” is not how you get the womens’ vote.

I’ve had a D&E. I would have one again, given the same set of circumstances. Was it what I wanted for me and my child? God, no. Was it the very best option in the midst of an absolute shit buffet of options? Yes.

Eh, my sister was a server for many years, and that would classify as one of the more tame jokes they tossed around. Seems to me it depends on the coworkers.

I talked to my dreadlocked, Marley listening, weed blazing libertarian neighbor the other day who’s really into Rand Paul. I am happy to report that I convinced him about the futility of voting, and showed that Russell Brand video to him about how voting is a waste of time, and so, my gift to the US, Libertarian…

i feel like providing a list of facts isn’t the same as editorializing?