Well, there's my nightmare for tonight. That will teach me to check Jezebel one last time before I go to sleep.

I'm not upset by this either and I haven't heard from that many Pats fans who are. We know Belichick is our coach. We all knew what we were getting when we go Revis. One of my favorite things about Belichick is how well he plays the cap.

Now you're just making me miss home.

It was 40 degrees today and the sun set at seven. Today was the best day.

Marry me.

An alligator on bath salts eating the face of a coked out python while rednecks on air boats tried to poke them with sticks—that would be peak Florida.

I grew up during the Lawton Childs era. I knew it was all over when buddy McKay lost to Jeb Bush.

She doesn't buy it, she left the north after college and hasn't looked back. You also lose perspective when you're there. Whenever I bring it up she responds by saying crazy bad stuff happens everywhere. I'm like, that's true (I mean, this happened) but, we don't have Stand Your Ground, it's not legal for people in…

Mom to me after latest blizzard: It was 70 here today.

Democrats were blindsided by the Regan Revolution, they then let Gingrich and Delay convince the country that we're broke and they've never recovered. Republicans are constrained by Norquest and the Kochs, they know that even voting to consider funding for some projects will get them a primary challenge and a million…

It drives me out of my mind. They tell you you can have everything for free, then whoops it turns out that even basic services are more expensive than their pie-in-the-sky numbers. Then, not only do you have debt, but you have nothing to show for it except crumbling highways, broken transit, falling bridges, and…

Fair. Although, I don't know about you guys but for us it's the sate that's been fucking the system for years. The blame for that falls squarely on the shoulders of politicians (and to an extent the voters). A spate of Republican governors (Romney gets a special mention here) got the ball rolling and subsequent…

Americans excuse so much bad management in transit, and it's no wonder so many of us have such a bad image of transit's ability to get us there. Because in America most transit is awful!

Starring for Dick Scott, because fuck that guy.

Yeah, I mean at that point you're basically devoting yourself to a very particular lifestyle or a lifetime of wearing pants. Still, it's a better life choice than becoming Lindsey Graham.

It's okay, it's just that it was one of the first comments and I was like, oh shit, are people going to be pissed that it's so graphic? Then when a couple of people responded, I was like, okay, it is as funny as I thought it was.

But there are great gems out there like this

A Google image search for bag of dick yields some very interesting results.

Changed it back.