I wussed out, then changed it back.

Sorry! I had second thoughts about how graphic the other one was.

Look, I found an unretouched picture of Lindsey Graham

My favorite ones are the people who try to argue with their friends who are trying to explain the that Onion is a satire site.

We are. It. never. Stops. It's snowing right now. We might get three-five inches tonight, but if you can clear your car with a brush and you can get it out without a shovel, it doesn't count. There is nowhere left for the snow to go and we are all losing our mind, Ubs.

That is the greatest site ever. Hours of fun.

Exactly. It's a very fine line between talking politely to someone about your purchases and feeling like you're being asked to justify your purchases to a stranger. Maybe it's not a big deal in a smaller homogenous kind of place where people have similar values but in a bigger city everyone has their own idea of…

On the bridge accident article yesterday, people were going on and on about how awful and rude Boston is as a city but I have not found that to be the case (unless you're on the T after a Bruins game...). Maybe it depends on your definition of rude? I've found people here to be distant and polite but generally…

It's the Bush family. The well is deep.

You know, when 9/11 happened, I turned to my brother and said "this will either be a great moment for our country when we put aside our differences and move forward or it'll be an excuse for the police to get everything they've ever wanted but couldn't because of civil liberties concerns." 14 years and terrifying…

Well, he did do his damnedest to price all of that diversity right out of the city.

It's a beautiful bustling city no one can afford to live in and the people who can afford to live there, don't. Can someone make a Thanks Giuliani meme?

It's the arc of life. We begin and end in diapers. For men, pants around the ankles is the step in between.

True, but it also has a real neighborhood vibe—it's just that our neighborhood is pretty hipstery.

I think gin is special. Most people could probably tolerate whiskey or vodka, but the people who don't like gin find it to be an abomination. Like, it doesn't just taste 'not good' to me, I find it revolting. Logically, I understand that other people find drinking it enjoyable, but I can't understand how it's…

I tried to go to Lord Hobo one time, but it was full. The line of people waiting to get in was entirely comprised of the guys you are describing. The People's Republik is much more chill.

Gin is the cilantro of alcohol. You love it or it tastes like shit. I hate gin.

My favorite is the guy who gets winded screaming "We won the Super Bowl" buddy couldn't finish a 40 yard dash much less win a Super Bowl.

My ex-boyfriend was on Stupid Human Tricks and said David Letterman and his people were very nice. I don't really think Letterman is funny but he set my ex up to be hilarious. Which, from a performance standpoint was very generous. He didn't try to play over him or make the bit about himself, he just set my ex up to…

One more circus story even though this is so far down thread no one will ever see it. I saw Steve O perform as a clown before he got famous from Jackass. He skateboarded and balanced a ladder on his chin. He was decent—the rest of the show was pretty terrible.