It's too late to edit, but I just remembered that P. Diddy and his entourage almost knocked me over when I was walking stilts one time.

The most interesting part of the story to me is that Carrie Fisher just happened to have an extra McDonalds hamburger to offer to a (relative) stranger on an airplane.

Apparently John Mayer just hangs out. A friend of mine met him at a bar after a show in the early 200s and he was just chilled with her group of friends then she made out with him a little. That's the whole story.

My stories are not very exciting, but I wanted to chime in:

The thing I loved about Joan Rivers is she had that old school show biz work ethic. Like Vaudeville work ethic, where you take every damn job you can and the only real marker of success is a full calendar.

Honestly, cholera wasn't as bad as everyone made it out to be. It did a wonderful job of keeping the poor population in check (they breed like rabbits, don't you know?).

It's the single most perfect clip to settle any arguement about "the good 'ol days"

Fortunately John Oliver has already done important work on this subject:

I agree. I think those people are the same kind of people I was talking about but on the other side. I'm not against shit talking, it's one of the things that make watching sports fun. I'm taking more about the people who get a sense of moral superiority from cheering for a specific team or having cheered for a…

Well that joke just sailed right past you, didn't it? I was being glib; flip, if you will.

If you're boring.

I have a friend who toured with her. The only thing she told me about Amanda was that she has a constant desperate need for attention and that being around her is exhausting.

No god, why? That is way too close to home (literally). I wish I could go back before today and not know this.

Masturbation is fun.

If they weren't playing against the Pats, I would probably root for them for the same reasons. It's all kind of arbitrary anyway, especially if you're watching a game that's not 'your team'. I'll root for the 49ers because I liked watching Anquan Boldin at FSU, I also really wanted Ponder and EJ Manuel to do well for…

I credit my dad saying, "hey, I graduated from college" whenever FSU lost and the horrible example of UF and UM fans in the 80's and 90's. I've always been athletic and I enjoy watching other people be athletic at a level I could never achieve but at the end of the day, it's a game I don't play played by people I…

Heartland=Methland. Enough said.

I have no shame in admitting to be a bandwagoner. I was born and raised on Florida State football. The fact that my parents, my brother, and I went there at least gives me a logical reason to root for the team. I only stared to seriously watch professional football after moving to Boston three years ago because the…

Oh come on, if you take Palmer you get Gaiman. Surely there's room in Seattle for one more off-key egomaniac with a ukulele.

Nooooooo, not my beautiful Cambridge. I thought I had heard they were in like Seattle or Portland and she was only keeping a token address here.