Well, he did do his damnedest to price all of that diversity right out of the city.

It's a beautiful bustling city no one can afford to live in and the people who can afford to live there, don't. Can someone make a Thanks Giuliani meme?

It's the arc of life. We begin and end in diapers. For men, pants around the ankles is the step in between.

True, but it also has a real neighborhood vibe—it's just that our neighborhood is pretty hipstery.

I think gin is special. Most people could probably tolerate whiskey or vodka, but the people who don't like gin find it to be an abomination. Like, it doesn't just taste 'not good' to me, I find it revolting. Logically, I understand that other people find drinking it enjoyable, but I can't understand how it's…

I tried to go to Lord Hobo one time, but it was full. The line of people waiting to get in was entirely comprised of the guys you are describing. The People's Republik is much more chill.

Gin is the cilantro of alcohol. You love it or it tastes like shit. I hate gin.

My favorite is the guy who gets winded screaming "We won the Super Bowl" buddy couldn't finish a 40 yard dash much less win a Super Bowl.

My ex-boyfriend was on Stupid Human Tricks and said David Letterman and his people were very nice. I don't really think Letterman is funny but he set my ex up to be hilarious. Which, from a performance standpoint was very generous. He didn't try to play over him or make the bit about himself, he just set my ex up to…

One more circus story even though this is so far down thread no one will ever see it. I saw Steve O perform as a clown before he got famous from Jackass. He skateboarded and balanced a ladder on his chin. He was decent—the rest of the show was pretty terrible.

It's too late to edit, but I just remembered that P. Diddy and his entourage almost knocked me over when I was walking stilts one time.

The most interesting part of the story to me is that Carrie Fisher just happened to have an extra McDonalds hamburger to offer to a (relative) stranger on an airplane.

Apparently John Mayer just hangs out. A friend of mine met him at a bar after a show in the early 200s and he was just chilled with her group of friends then she made out with him a little. That's the whole story.

My stories are not very exciting, but I wanted to chime in:

The thing I loved about Joan Rivers is she had that old school show biz work ethic. Like Vaudeville work ethic, where you take every damn job you can and the only real marker of success is a full calendar.

Honestly, cholera wasn't as bad as everyone made it out to be. It did a wonderful job of keeping the poor population in check (they breed like rabbits, don't you know?).

It's the single most perfect clip to settle any arguement about "the good 'ol days"

Fortunately John Oliver has already done important work on this subject:

I agree. I think those people are the same kind of people I was talking about but on the other side. I'm not against shit talking, it's one of the things that make watching sports fun. I'm taking more about the people who get a sense of moral superiority from cheering for a specific team or having cheered for a…

Well that joke just sailed right past you, didn't it? I was being glib; flip, if you will.