If you're boring.

I have a friend who toured with her. The only thing she told me about Amanda was that she has a constant desperate need for attention and that being around her is exhausting.

No god, why? That is way too close to home (literally). I wish I could go back before today and not know this.

Masturbation is fun.

If they weren't playing against the Pats, I would probably root for them for the same reasons. It's all kind of arbitrary anyway, especially if you're watching a game that's not 'your team'. I'll root for the 49ers because I liked watching Anquan Boldin at FSU, I also really wanted Ponder and EJ Manuel to do well for…

I credit my dad saying, "hey, I graduated from college" whenever FSU lost and the horrible example of UF and UM fans in the 80's and 90's. I've always been athletic and I enjoy watching other people be athletic at a level I could never achieve but at the end of the day, it's a game I don't play played by people I…

Heartland=Methland. Enough said.

I have no shame in admitting to be a bandwagoner. I was born and raised on Florida State football. The fact that my parents, my brother, and I went there at least gives me a logical reason to root for the team. I only stared to seriously watch professional football after moving to Boston three years ago because the…

Oh come on, if you take Palmer you get Gaiman. Surely there's room in Seattle for one more off-key egomaniac with a ukulele.

Nooooooo, not my beautiful Cambridge. I thought I had heard they were in like Seattle or Portland and she was only keeping a token address here.

That's what I've heard too. Outside of her circle of sycophants, she burned a lot of bridges. I have a friend who used to busk with her and knew her kind of well. After her band started getting a little attention she couldn't remember my friend's name. A real winner.

She does not play super well. I'm tone deaf and have no real musical training but even I could tell that she was missing notes left and right when I saw her in concert. That said, she is really entertaining on stage—which is a talent a lot of musicians don't have.

She does a helluva live show and the Dresden Dolls (first album) was pretty good.

Fortunately, I don't think she lives here anymore. I think she moved to the west coast with Neil Gaimen.

Also, do you have to divorce yourself before getting remarried? If you don't would it be considered bigamy? If you go on a date, would that be cheating? So many questions.

I don't know. I think you hear about the ones who flame out more than others. If I look at the kids I went to high school with (a lot of us coming from similar social cirmstances) a bunch of them became worthless drug addicts, a bunch of them grew up to have mostly normal lives and some of them did very well. Just…

Yup. At the beginning of the season they had no pass protection, no run game and LaFell and Amendola couldn't catch a pass if the ball was covered in sticky tape. Now Amendola is a hero, nobody Grey put up 200 yards against the Colts, and Blount is playing like Bount for league minimum. Even Vereen and LaFell are…

It was so bad at the beginning of the season. Also LeFell and Amendola were dropping passes left and right, even though they were being hit in the numbers. It seems like Bellechick purposely builds his teams so that they mature over the course of the season, rather than spending his whole cap on a couple of…

Jesus totally worked hard to get that fish. He didn't get it himself, of course. He got someone else to get it for him but he spent a lot of time using his father's connections to get himself into a position where other people bring him fish and he deserves credit for that.

Helping the poor is hurting the poor, don't you know? Food, shelter, education and healthcare just make them lazy. It's in the Bible: "And lo, Jesus said, "Don't give that guy a fish, he can find his own damn fish. I got mine."