Don't forget court fees and fines.

They totally care about disabled babies...in exactly the same way they care about mental health whenever gun laws are proposed.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day...

Totally. He still needs to break out of his Daily Show supporting cast persona and find his rhythm as a host. I think it will come and I think it will be good when it does.

I agree. I really like Larry Wilmore and I want the show to do well, but I found the first episode to be uneven. That said, it took Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert awhile to settle in.

Don't you understand? She's a good person who went through a dark time. Liberals are sluts who can't control themselves. There is a big big difference there. If you can't see it, you're a communist who hates God and America and wants the terrorists to win. Benghazi. Sharpton. Barry Hussein NObama.

Oh my god, my cousin's Facebook is exactly like this. It's either how terrible being a single mom is or how precious her little girl is. Out of hundreds of pictures only a dozen or so even have her in them and none of her profile pictures do. I feel bad for the poor kid.

Flat white is probably the most common coffee drink in AUS or NZ. They don't really do drip coffee there (it's either espresso or instant—I don't understand either) so it's not at all snobby or pretentious to order one. It's probably less pretentious than ordering a cappuccino. Whether it's pretentious for Starbucks…

So basically, what you're saying is that smearing reform minded mayors by creating bullshit non-stories is a national tactic? Got it.

The titles come straight from the Ministry of Truth.

All of them are really nice guys and supper talented. That trick is bonkers though. I can see how it works but I'm never going to try it.

I have a friend who is very good at knife throwing. His partner can catch a flaming knife out of the air before it hits the target. It's worth seeing:

I never understand why people feel so free to say horrible things when they think you're on their side. Like that's a huge leap to make with a stranger. This one time I told a dude (a complete stranger) that part of my job involved comedy, so he decided to tell me a joke that he found funny, a crazy racist joke. When…

It's mind blowing the shit people will say to you when there are no POC around. Like dude (almost always a dude), how do you know I don't have a black boyfriend, brother/sister-in-law or am just not a shitty person like you?

do you have a newsletter?

Maybe after talking to the guy and determining he's not a threat, they could, you know, just let him walk away? The situation was over, no one was hurt, no arrests were made, the only reason to shove him was show that they're tough guys. Maybe if they didn't do petty shit like this, people would have more respect for…

Apparently the guy who choked Eric Garner had multiple civilian complaints against him. They didn't even seem to factor into the investigation.

Jamie Foxx and Quvenzahane make up for her.

No. She was especially bad.

It was nearly unbearable. Super over the top cartoonish—even for a kids movie—and a pretty weak voice. She did have one good song with Bobby Cannavale, but it didn't make up for the rest of the film.