I really enjoyed the movie. The signing wasn't super strong and Cameron Diaz was awful, like really really awful, but Quvezhane Wallis was adorable as Annie. It started slow but really got moving once Jamie Foxx came on screen. Quvezhane and Jamie's interactions were great.

It's possible. His weight is resting on her shoulders, he's also supporting himself with his legs on her hips. She's supporting him with her hands under his butt, but her elbows are locked in at her sides on top of his legs, so she's supporting him with her skeleton and not as much with her muscles. It's pretty…

Agreed. I've been using the ladies room for over a decade without a sideways glance but I would be willing to take a couple of trips to the other side to help these assholes understand exactly what it is they mean when they write these bills.

Why do people have to be assholes? Seriously? Fayetteville is the best city in Arkansas and outsiders have to go in and rile everyone up. Plan B: go to the Duggars home town and pee next to every male member of their family. If they object, I'll just look over and say, hey, this was your idea.

You know what, fuck it. I'm going to Fayetteville and I'm going to make it my personal mission to take a piss standing uncomfortably close to every male politician that supported this measure.

now I am so glad I didn't make it that far into that book. Thank you.

He makes me want to kill my eyeballs. The turgid, heavy descriptions—smash me in the head with a hammer, please.

I don't like ginger beer. Too sharp. It's lemonade, coke, or nothing, for me.

My favorite is to mix it with lemonade. It's not a common drink at a bar, but it's good. I think decent bourbons (Maker's Mark, Bulleit, and Knob Creek) are good for both mixed drinks and sipping. If you're dropping more money, you'll probably just want to sip (maybe with ice) because otherwise what's the point of…

The Jacksonville defense is basically touchdown Santa Claus.

No no, I'm a juggler and a handbalancer. I have my own show but my comedy is verbal, I'm terrible with physical comedy. That's why I have so much respect for good clowns.

I'm sorry to hear that. I've known a number of wonderful clowns. I hope things get better.

Please please please make these

Wow man, I was just explaining where I was coming from. I didn't know you were gonna it's a hostile about it. Sorry if I pushed a button.

A few months ago I realized I've been in the circus industry for 15 years. Even though I've mostly been doing theatrical circus and street performing for the last 10 years I started in a more traditional setting and I still have a soft spot in my heart for the Golden age of circus. If I could go back in time and run…

it's a funny statement in your world, but not in mine. I've been a professional circus performer for 15 years and I know lots of clowns.

I love you too :)

One of the best acts I've seen in a long time.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, are you serious? That's amazing! I have and old clip of him doing his rabbit hunting bit on this old VHS circus compliation that I bought from one of the Wallendas at a garage sale. It's such a great bit. I'm jealous.

It's true. You have to hold the stage without handstands or back flips (usually while rigging gets changed out or sometimes in case of an accident or other snag in the show) and there are so so many terrible clowns out there and of course the perception put out there by birthday party clowns, Steven King and John…