That was the gnarliest hit I’ve seen. Someone drove the back of his head into his buttocks while he was diving on the ground for a fumble. I thought he was dead.

My brother in law had two cats, then two daughters, then the daughters wanted a dog who now receives more attention in that household than both daughters and both cats. Those poor fucking cats. They hate the dog because he always chases them around, so they spend their entire existence cowering in a spare bedroom with…

I work in Boston and there are two noodle restaurants from the same chain 6 blocks away from each other - one is in the Faneuil Hall tourist area and one is in Post Office Square. A bowl of noodles at the Faneuil location costs $13, $8.50 for the same bowl in post office square. “Full price” is an arbitrary value.

To me it’s simple: why pay for something that you can get for free? Isn’t the first rule of economics that people face tradeoffs? What I am getting by paying for it? If it’s about supporting the content/product creators, I sure hope you’ve never patronized a pawn shop/Craigslist ad and always pay full price to an…

It’s beautiful when a one sentence analogy exposes the entirety of an institution's absurdity. This is beautiful

Is it closer to calling a running back a tailback or calling a hoop a basketball ring?

It’s like the difference between an orchestral pianist and Dr. Dre. One skill requires vastly more acumen than the other, but being able to make something simple yet massively appealing is an equally elusive talent.

—or that it took seven months to announce Whitlock’s pairing with Cowherd on the Pardon the Interruption rip-off All Takes Matter because, as we hear it, test shows for other Whitlock projects were disasters—

Is the passenger ok?

Speaking of Sandusky, has he gotten shanked yet or is he in solitary?

There aren't even any black neighborhoods left in the city proper. Feels like I don't have a true place to call home anymore

So you’re saying that since Everything in its Right Place is my favorite Radiohead song I’m basically fucked? Eh, I’ll be that.

“A running fascination of the 2016 GOP primary campaign has been the steady revelation that no one, anywhere, likes or admires Ted Cruz or remembers him fondly or wants him to be president or wants anything to do with him.”

Barry: really appreciate the NHL coverage. Thanks

No dog in this race but I have had enough of watching Fernando Torres. He needs to sign with the timbers or something and get the hell off my TV screen.

Fun fact: the president's feces are collected whenever he poops outside of the white house

Here you go http://grantland.com/features/how-a…

Simmons’ Warriors takedown might have been the last thing he wrote that I actually enjoyed reading. Think I’ll go find it...

In 2005, Matt Light fractured his leg early in the season and missed like 12 weeks. Belichick never talks about injuries and people chalk that up as part of his strategy to game the injury report and keep opponents guessing, but he’s cited that in the past as a case where he could have put unnecessary pressure on one…

I think he meant that Romo’s clavicles are made of wet toilet paper