“the Brands—that sentient collective of banal Twitter identities sniping back and forth at each other endlessly in in an effort to make us all eat Moon Pies while watching Netflix at a Wendy’s”

That’s the original way. The early Roman numerals went I, II, III, IIII, V, VI, VII, VIII, VIIII, X. Later IIII and VIIII got changed/shortened to IV and IX respectively.

“(We’ll have more to share about Treyarch and the development of Black Ops 4 in the coming weeks.)“

I am extremely excited to hear about that scrapped campaign. :)  

Subject: neanderthal aggregator  

More like, “I’m a sanctimonious asshole who’s says they’ve quit the NFL, but it doesn’t count until I post my comment for all you mouth-breathers.”

well, yeah. Hotlanta.

Good point and thank you for giving me the chance to clarify, I do not want people thinking I was trashing Madden 95 HB tosses, far from it. I meant that he was running an offense that would’ve been smart in Madden 95 but probably is somewhat ill-advised in the 2018 NFL.

That’s just your opinion, man. And you know what they say about opinions:

The theme of WYTS this year seems to be “I quit the NFL and my life is so much better now.”

The Superbowl collapse was very difficult to process. After watching the Falcons dominate the Patriots like no other team has before in the biggest game of the year was a treat. Then, it became a nightmare. I couldn’t go to sleep without thinking this would be the closest they get to hoisting the Lombardi trophy. The…

Falcons by a factor of a bajillion. Because...

As a shithead Pats fan I thank the Falcons for giving me enough emotional juice to make it through a superbowl loss the following year. Really nice of them.

Squeaky wheel gets the grease. Be as loud and obnoxious as you can be without getting arrested or giving them a reason to stop dealing with you.

People ask us why we harp on Bill Simmons a lot here and the answer is because he’s the most powerful, influential sportswriter in America.

The “problems” outlined are not problems at all. Let’s take them one by one:

They do warn you though. Or at leas they warned me on my last flight. It’s also somewhat common knowledge. Funny that a writer for a website that routinely mocks the supposed ignorance of others found himself in this situation.

“Mr. Robot remains the most amazing thing I have ever seen on TV.”

I heard he has a Slim Jim on hand at all times to act as an edible stylus.

I can’t even imagine how he puts pants on.

That’s pretty impressive. I still don’t care.