This is the opinion of someone who sprints to the corner flag and cannons a cross into the box every time they pick up a FIFA controller

His success definitely had a lot to do with the 4-4-2 era, but don’t you think if he played today he could Xavi it up better than Xavi? The type of instinctual tactical awareness those guys have isn’t formation dependent; their skill is continuously putting all 5 attackers around them in more dangerous positions to…

Altidore: Hot Sauce from the And 1 mixtapes

Wow, look at all these people who don't understand soccer.

The Ronaldo vs Messi debate has always been somewhat silly because Zinedine Zidane is the best player of the last 30+ years and either people acknowledge that or they don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s like debating Iverson vs Kobe in the immediate post-Jordan years; who cares?

This isn't fake? Why does the car lose control, why do no cars pass after the crash, etc...

Three words, Bruce: static noise speaker.

When is the last time a white guy with a mustache got significant NBA minutes? Doing no research whatsoever, I'd say it's been at least 20 years

You traveled far to reach your destination, but the journey was not in vain.

Lawyers: this a legit claim?

Every Sunday morning, Mike Reiss posts 10 notes about the Patriots. They’re usually his most interesting posts of the week because it feels like he saves all of his behind the scenes and borderline off-the-record observations and conversations for them. Even if I’m in bed reading other stuff on my phone, the moment I…

Egg salad and romaine on toasted multigrain. Light on the mayo in the egg salad (just enough to hold the operation together) and the eggs still have to be warm, right out of the water, seasoned with adobo and black pepper. Fucking delicious.

Do you really want another 500 Days of Kristin?

I know this is horrible but my Pats would probably win a super bowl if we had this guy on the field. Everyone hates and discredits all of the team's accomplishments anyway so why the fuck not? I believe him, I'm sure he's just misunderstood. Get it done Billy!

Pretty sure you have to go back to before 1990 to find a US roster with more impotent strikers. I can't stand Jozy. He's our very own Emmanuel Adebayor, all look and no game

In case you missed it, the headline of the article is “I’m pretty sure most straight men would have sex with the Rock”

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That's a MAN, baby!

This is probably my favorite one. The copy is a trash attempt at a Jezebel parody, but the headline and art perfectly capture why I scroll right the fuck past 96% of the shit I see on Jez whenever I end up here after a crosspost.

I actually think this is a better Burneko than Burneko. Even though you can basically do this to every popular 90s movie (with the exception of What About Bob, which is sinless,) she is 100% correct. I am still angry at Burneko, and Deadspin’s editors by proxy, for that unwarranted hit piece of misdirection he tried…