What were you trying to accomplish with this poorly correlative parallel?

Yeah, down with straight men! You are so cool.

Really we’re just talking about the groggy middle of night/early morning occasions, which are usually in and out affairs. I think the situation I described is when it’s most likely to happen - gf lives in own place where seat is always down, thus is conditioned not to have to check each time. then one morning visitls…

Because women fall into the toilet if the seat is up and they sit down without realizing. My fiancée explained this me when it happened to her groggily at 5am at my apartment. Seems reasonable right?

This needs more stars and an ungraying

Donovan didn’t play much during his Bundesliga loan in early 09, but he looked like a completely different player in the South African confederations cup that summer. I’d submit his match against Brazil was arguably his best game in a national team uniform. He was playing as an offset outside midfielder, and more than…

This is a good take. Peeps are fucking disgusting.

I can't imagine what it's like to be a fan of this franchise. You basically have to stop caring in order to mitigate the depression and disappointment right?

One of my favorite Twitter Questions: if someone emerged from 50 years of cryogenic stasis, how would you explain hip hop to that person if you could only play one song?

Just as a warning, not sure how well their stuff holds up today. You kind of had to be there to understand why people love Tribe so much. Wasn’t entirely about the quality of their music, it was how light and fun their stuff was without taking themselves too seriously

Microphone check one-two what is this? The 5 foot assassin with the roughneck business!

Like, what the fuck? I understand the concept of planned obsolescence, but in this case the last thing it made me want to do was buy another apple product. Meanwhile, pretty excited to see how the multiwindow functionality plays out on my 2013 n7 when it gets the Android N update...

I had to get rid of mine when the charging port burned out 15 months into ownership. Still have it but can only turn it on with a qi charger. Same thing with the Galaxy nexus....

In January 2010 I bought a 2nd gen ipod touch for $220, because God forbid Apple ever discount its products at the end of their release cycles, and within a year it wouldn’t upgrade to the next ios, rendering all of the apps functionally useless. In November 2013 I bought the most current nexus 7 on Black Friday for…

I don’t get all the love for the n5, even within the obviously miniscule nexus community. It had shitty radios, a terrible camera, weak speakers and awful battery life. In fact, you could say the same thing about every nexus before the 6. For that reason, I was strongly considering abandoning them altogether when the…

Honest question - how many other nexus owners have you encountered in the wild? I bought a galaxy nexus in 2012, upped to a n5 in 2014 and then the n6 last fall. In that time, I've met/seen exactly 2 people with nexuses - my girlfriend's roommate's boyfriend had the n4 in 2013, and I saw a random guy on the train with…

The funny thing is this rule wouldn't have applied to any of the plays in that game. Unless a contingency of their proposal is that guys wearing eligible numbers who want to declare themselves ineligible also have to wear a pinnie differently colored from the one offensive linemen would wear.

Anyone have a link to the full newsletter? I just subscribed but missed the first one. This is basically the first time he's written anything since grantland right?

Yeah nevermind, people universally love rich Black athletes who flaunt their money, especially those playing predominantly white sports.

Seriously, this is the comment that gets blacked? I stand by my joke, but any honest attempt to engage in conversation always stays in the grays. It’s the comment moderation form of trolling