Good point. I fell for it

That being said, my entry: I got caught by campus police smoking weed out of a 5 gallon hookah (converted plastic water cooler bottle) in a dorm room closet with 3 other people at 3am, on the same day that I learned I had been placed on disciplinary probation, which is why I felt compelled to get high in the first…

This is a poorly framed post that was probably written by someone well-meaning but misguided. There are tens of thousands of prisoners whose “worst trouble they ever got into” stories are literally matters of public record. None of the comments here will top any of those.

As long as the 2022 world cup doesn’t happen in Qatar in fucking December. Whatever it takes

Thank God. Good riddance. The thing I miss most are Daulerio’s year end lists mocking Grierson’s preposterous taste in movies

That’s the Star Market on Huntington across from the Copley Marriott. My guess is he was coming from Storyville? I liked that place better when it was Saint

Hey Deadspin, you guys really need to create a tutorial on how to follow these “live in the comments” chats. Finding Alan’s comments, and then trying to refresh the site to read the new ones, is a miserable experience. Right now the best method I can figure out is to click on his name, then his discussions, refreshing…

I started reading TV recaps during the solitary experience of watching The Wire in season 3 while it was airing. I didn’t personally know anyone else watching the show, but I needed to deconstruct all of the show’s layers and subliminal themes, so I turned to the internet. I was delighted to see recappers and…

He debuted for Barca at age 16. Of course he was a baller 4 years before that. Soccer isn’t a sport like Football where you can learn to become a pro bowl tight end in two years after your dreams of becoming a power forward die out. All of these guys have been nice with ball control since they were toddlers.

I mean, maybe he was on that dust though? Wouldn’t change anything Bomani said in this video about the real problems being the lack of media FOI requests, the resulting decision to bring charges 400 days after the fact, or systemic encouragement to police black suspects like this knowing an aggressive cover up will…

Couldn't agree more.

This is my favorite sports clip of 2015.

It doesn't make sense because it's not possible.

Wait, so Barry, what are his qualifications?

Is Kerwyn Waudroup a real person or a name you pulled out of a Tolkien book/Key and Peele sketch to make a point?

This is great insight. Thanks

All of these involve bodily fluids, and that’s fine. But I’d like to submit something just as terrifying: people who ride the subway (and presumably walk to and from the subway) completely barefoot. Have you ever been waiting for a train and seen a barefoot person standing on the platform as if everything is normal?…

Kevin, you have “Beefs” as one of this post’s tags. “Beeves” is also an acceptable plural form of “beef” and the world is a better place because of it

We’ll never hear JJ Watt say the words “last question” or “I’ll only take a couple more.” Sheesh. The guy did everything but anchor sportscenter after the game. TO and Brian Bosworth are the only players I can think of who were greater camera whores. Even Ray Lewis wasn’t this bad for the majority of his career.

I definitely think this MP has a higher learning curve than others. unlike BO2, a lot of the weapons available at the lower classes are only good on certain maps. The boost and wall runs take experience to figure out when best to use. Harder to kill people from distance, harder to see people in cover. There’s no…