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The *only* criticism I have of S2, along the lines of your “Fargo is a universe that the Coen brothers created and Noah Hawley is running with” premise, is that the women in S2 are all manipulated, outsmarted, and outmaneuvered. Floyd Gerhardt can’t control and is repeatedly undermined by Dodd. Betsy Solverson is self

Look at a map. Luverne, MN and Sioux Falls, SD are right next to each other. I’m sure we’ll get there

Dear Deadspin: I watch hockey, and if you’re willing to pay me, I will write about it for you. I’m also a Black male who can write longform about subjects other than ESPN, Jason Whitlock, Black Quarterbacks and African-American existentialism. Thank you for your consideration, references available upon request.

Nah, this is 10x better than “So talk about how you plan to defend Lamar Murray this week. Are you going to try to keep him out of the end zone?”

Slow day.

I thought the same thing about the Texans defense, and then...yeah.

Shoutout to all my fellow FF owners who got him in the 3rd round. Let us all continue our collective prayers for his sustained health.

I watched Empire Strikes back with my fiancee this weekend and she didn’t understand why I busted out laughing when I saw Yoda’s cane. It was because that’s how this website described the pictures of JPP’s hand, but until I saw the cane again I didn’t grasp how perfect of an analogy that was. So at least we’ve got

Kel tec KSG.

Yeah, I read that part slowly, several times, then concluded I need to get coffee.

Is he a Nazi or a WWII German soldier? There’s a difference right? If not, isn’t the lede buried? “Toy company releases new line of Nazi figurines in 2015”...

Only quibble I have with this ROTJ take is that it doesn’t fully acknowledge how classic the scenes with the emperor are. Some of the most iconic dialogue in the entire series, and the franchise would’ve had an entirely different tenor without that specific Ian McDermid performance. Good drama and suspense to wrap up

Watch A New Hope at the very least. If you like it, you won’t need much convincing to watch Empire Strikes Back. From there you can just read a plot summary of Return of the Jedi and you’ll be good to go. Do not watch the prequels because the back story isn’t necessary and they are terrible movies.

This is why when my Troy Brown needed to be retired, it was replaced with a Ty Law. Gotta go the throwback route.

The Ninkovich one puzzled me the most. I get Brady, Gronk, Edelman, Welker, and Woodhead. But Nink? I’d much rather have a Collins, Hightower, or Chandler Jones. All of them are just better players.

Last weekend I went to a sports bar in Santa Cruz to pass the time while waiting for a wedding to start and to enjoy being able to watch football at 10am (I live in Boston.) The early games were awesome and I had a great time watching 8 games simultaneously with friendly, laid-back Californians. At 12:45, a guy and

Yep. I’m laughing.

Boston resident here, never heard of this in new england, nyc, philly, DC/MD/VA, atlanta, or miami.

Can I just ask what kind of ghoul eats potato chips in sour cream?