What’s he doing with 2-3 grand in his pocket at the grocery store?

Can you just rename The Concourse “ReGawk” and be done with it? I mean, I genuinely enjoy in-depth stories that have little or nothing to do with sports, scathing social commentaries, and brutal political takedowns. But this tabloid shit... Did Deadspin draw the short straw?

Oh fuck off man. What if i told you, and this is going to be shocking so hold on to your seats, that it is entirely possible to respect individual marines(all of them), their families and what they do, and still despise the current state of your country.

I know many former service men and women who would respect what he’s doing. Just because you serve your country doesn’t mean you go in for all that sensationalized and superficial patriotism.

You know what’s funny? I was actually thinking “while I wish Kaepernick would stand for the national anthem and honor his country, I totally understand and respect his decision. If his stance helps, even in a small way, to shed some more light on issues facing minorities in this country, then it was worth it.”

Guaranteed Rate Field - Where one way or another, our ARMs will disappoint you!

“Ohhhh, it's Guaranteed Rate Field.”

If we are going to hold two separate events for men and women, then we have to have some distinct dividing line between who is “a man” and who is “a woman.” It may not be fair to everyone, but you do have to draw a line somewhere.

The sexual harassment stuff is bunk (unless there’s more damning texts,) but there’s possibly a gripe here. The dick stuff is nothing more than a few raunchy texts between bandmates (that she in no way discouraged, and seemed to willingly engage in.) That said, being fired from your job because you refuse to change…

“We’ve never won the NFC North.”

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

A glance at that list of names suggests 2 actual songwriting credits - 1. Blur (who the Prodigy sampled) 2. The Prodigy (split evenly amongst the band members)

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

There’s nothing that special about being incredibly stupid.

The Superdome opened in 1975 (despite being renovated not that long ago for reasons I can’t remember)

OK. So what’s wrong with Patton Oswalt?

My post is about Eli Manning. He is the quarterback for the New York Giants. Stop coming to me for your news.

It’s almost like he’s one out of two people who’s about to be elected to the most powerful job on the planet or something...

It gets worse if/when you have children. Finding Nemo is unwatchable for me.

You’re going to (hopefully) spend the rest of your life with this person. Have a conversation with them like a goddamn adult and get her exactly what she wants with an agreed upon budget.