“PMT might be able to do well without Barstool’s umbrella but Katz and PFT don’t seem inclined to make the jump.”

White Sox fans are like the semi-visible derelicts in a Neil Gaiman book. We exist, but no one acknowledges us.

One of two things will happen. 1. Harper spurns Philly and returns to the Nationals, thus forcing their hand and outbidding the White Sox for Machado. 2. The mystery team isn’t a negotiation tactic and the fucking Padres or some shit will jump in and sign Machado. God does not want White Sox fans to feel joy, this I…

This podcast felt like 10,000 hours.

Chris Mullin got a cup?

How bad is it that Bill Simmons was the self aware one here?

Can 23&Me explain what the fuck happened to the other 77% of him?

While I don’t even have many good things to say about the pre-wife-kill season of KEVIN CAN WAIT, I have to defend KING OF QUEENS. I’m not saying it’s some subversive masterpiece, but I love how this wasn’t a “Stupid husband, smart wife” show. In fact, the wife was pretty much a psychopath many times and it was the…

A Google search for “Patrick Mahomes raw” turns up 106,000 results.

Reading this comment, down here in the greys seem about right

I don’t think Jay Gruden knows what debauchery means. 

The fact that we’re all guilty is precisely why standing on a high horse is a stupid move. Deadspin commenters are every bit as vile and cruel as anything you’ll find on reddit or 4chan, which is precisely why it’s so hollow when everyone around here decides to get all righteous for a cause.

Not to mention Willis Reed came in, scored the first two baskets of the game and then didn’t do much else afterward.

By stating he was a fan of Alt (Right).

Same here. I was staring at the floor as Camille was staring at it, and thinking “what?!” The floor just looked kind of powdered to me. Had the teeth been more laminated in there it may have made more of an impression. Then again I don’t have an HD tv.

Slooooooooowed down in the beginning, middle, and end, and then in the last ten minutes got the mother tried, convicted, put in prison, visited by her daughters, Camille and Amma moved to St. Louis, had Amma make a friend, and then build up enough animus towards that friend to murder her. Yeah, you might say this…

Well, the real floor in that room is made of ivory...and you see Amma working on the house after the body of the second girl is found in the alley ...so..

it’s not real

Of course, Camille could have taken a blue bottle and her suspicions to the police rather than allow herself to get poisoned nearly to death. But then, those would have been the actions of a sane reporter.

I was a little disappointed. This was a very lopsided episode and rushed despite how slow paced and methodical the entire series was up until this point. The post credits scenes were unnecessary in a “whoa you didn’t see this coming so let’s show you what this looks like” sort of way. It felt almost condescending.