Check out your local department store. The bridesmaid dresses for my wedding were just regular formal dresses from Macy’s.

My husband and I have been together for 19 years. Not only do we not know each other’s numbers, I don’t even remember mine. He probably remembers his because he is more sentimental than I am. After we had been together for a couple years, he asked me why I never wanted to have that conversation. I told him that as…

Do you really need a well made dress? You’re only wearing it for one day.

lol sounds like he is one of those guys who has the FBI shirt.

I’ve been with my now husband almost 18 years and we don’t discuss that either. Not that, like, we pathologically avoid it, but it isn’t relevant and we’re happy, so who cares.

I’m sorry but the contents of my vagina are not a conversation I have with my boyfriends unless I’m asking him for abortion money.

How on Earth would it come up in the context of sex? Who tells their current partner what they like in bed by mentioning a previous partner doing it to them? It’s not like you have to provide references after “pull my hair.”

We should double date.

Yes, exactly! “This guy I knew once” figures prominently into many a story lol

AAAAAAMEN. I also find it weird, the idea of actually asking someone this as a full-fledged adult. Like, really? How many people honestly ask for a specific number? And WHY?

My favorite part was when the hot tub car guy (who is the most aggressive Canadian EVER) confronted him and asked him why he yelled and say he sucked. Drunk guy responds “What? Who are you? You do suck, by the way”.

You guys could be us. We’re not married but have been together 20 years.

I don’t even know how many! How am I supposed to give anyone an honest answer if I just can’t...remember? know? I just can’t possibly know the answer to that question.

I don’t think my boyfriend knows my number but, then again, he did seem pretty certain when he said that the number I said was probably wrong.

wtf kind of crazy double standard nonsense is this.

Karyn, you are a professional writer.

I know others have pointed this out, but please tell me “wrecking” is on purpose here. Y’all. Wreaking not wrecking. Cripes. YOU HAVE GOT TO HIRE A COPY EDITOR OVER THERE.

They’re a fucking non-profit. Non-profits have high turnover because they tend to be high-stress environments with not a ton of pay.

Strong Young Woman Acts in Assertive Ways, Gets Called Bitch in Other Ways.

I’m going to be that guy...It’s wreaking, not wrecking.