I hope you are never on a flight that I am on.

They understand once they have a daughter. At least that was the turning point for my husband.

I don’t think she is very nice to look at. I clicked on this hoping she was being made fun of. I was not wrong.

We had a Maid of Honor and a Best Man, that’s it. It was a fairly large and traditional wedding but I wasn’t feeling the whole wedding party thing. It was perfect.

What? Lyme disease can be sexually transmitted?

Oooooohhhhhh! Thank you! I thought I was in some kind of time warp!

How was the announcement made at 6:09 am that she had a baby at 8:34 am?????

Yes, I’ve had friends say, “It would never happen to me.” and I say, “Yeah, me neither, except it did.”

Wait. Are they in a video game? Why do they look like that?

How dare they judge things on the Constitution!!

I believe it’s tips@jezebel.com

The worst part of post-pregnancy for me was finally accepting that my feet did indeed grow one full size and that all those those cute shoes I had collected over my lifetime no longer fit. Then again, I don’t really wear pretty shoes anymore since kids...

What the hell is this look? Is this a thing?

She looks as if she is at Madame Tussaud’s with a wax Travolta.

Is it because it looks like an upside-down uterus?

Remember, you are a servER, not a servANT. People aren’t better than you because they earn their money in a different way. We are all just trying to get by. *hugs*

Comes at a nice price on the Kickstarter!

Better than Vaseline

Just so you know.... you aren’t “little people”.

Or Yankee Candle Shoppe!!!