Prefix menu? Did you perhaps mean prix fixe??

I am also a xylophone. At least it’s one of the fun instruments?

Wait. People take pet prescriptions to regular pharmacies? What? I thought we had to get that stuff directly from the vet or a pet pharmacy (online).

Or just call the store and ask for the pharmacy and ask them why they refused to fill the prescription. If they get hundreds of calls like that a day, that woman won’t be working there for long.

No, you are incorrect. A D&X (or intact D&E) is what they call partial birth abortion

Blunts are brown? She’s rolling a fattie, not a blunt, I think.

Republicans don’t carry the empathy gene.

She has the beginnings of Bachmann crazy eyes. 7/10 she runs for President in 2020

Plus, the mondo bag of chips from Costco (not the mention the Costco apple pie) doesn’t scream exclusive party. In fact, this party looks worse than most fourth of July bashes I’ve been to. Lame.

A bob is one of the easiest haircuts to screw up.

No. As others have pointed out and sourced, it’s not that he couldn’t be certified, it’s that he objected to a rule they passed regarding recertification.

Well, no. It’s not that he couldn’t pass them , as he passed them prior. He just went all libertarian and decided that he didn’t need no stinking oversight board to regulate him. But, yeah, he’s a real M.D., regardless of whether he is currently board certified in his specialty.

Well, he actually is a doctor. Just sayin’.

But— Israel David? I mean, I have a cousin with that name but the family is Jewish.

And do you think they got thee Business Woman’s Special? Because they are business women. (Just don’t ask what business *coughPostitscough*)

Flash forward to a Missouri in ten years where this actually passed:

You can’t buy booze or tobacco with food stamps.

Fish sticks. But not a piece of salmon nor a tilapia filet. Because fish sticks are so much better for you!

Not necessarily. There's a difference between Spring Water and bottled, purified water like Aquafina.

But the holes in them though.... I mean I know hospital workers and chefs/cooks do wearr them while working but I can’t get past the biohazard issue or the hot grease thing....