“An ice cube will not make a burger moist. An ice cube will make a burger wet.”

Don’t forget that the ice cube will also lower the internal temperature of the meat which is a terrible idea if you are at all worried about bacteria. In the end what you have is a bland watered-down patty that may make you fairly sick.

Jesus wept. This is awful cooking advice. People want a burger that is juicy and flavourful. Not bland and wet, which is what’s being advocated here. These are hamburgers. Cooking 101. You do not need to “hack” a burger. Buy good ground meat with adequate fat, form the patties, sprinkle with salt and pepper, put ‘em…

An ice cube will not make a burger moist. An ice cube will make a burger wet. Wet, and flavourless. You need fat because fat gives you moisture and flavour.

Don’t use lean meat.

A pat of butter might be better?

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

Plus either way the money was spent whether the festival happened or not. This person was still coming back to an overdue rent bill and no money... the only difference is the lack of hangover

Truth. The nonchalant putting $500 on a wrist band, and I’m working 50 hours a week with a master’s degree and sometimes wonder how we’re getting groceries.

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a…

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I find this hysterical.

Honestly — I sailed through Y2K and the ensuing decade an a half (plus) laughing at the survivalists stockpiling years’ worth of food and water, tin-foiling their houses, and stocking up on guns and ammo.

Shall I ask: were guns allowed into the NRA convention?

Moving is a whole new experience when someone shows up with a stack of IKEA bags - which I did, and I still have the text thanking me for the most useful gifts ever.

I don’t get this line of argument though.

If the Fyre Festival was successful, you can bet Ja Rule would take full credit for its creation and installation. He wouldn’t be all like, “Well, I just want my name associated with this festival. But really all the credit goes to everyone else who did the planning and…

This is valid and you’re right. But... you put your name on samething, you better know who you’re working with and that they are competent. Otherwise, well... this could happen and it’s your name in every other headline.

Fyre Festival is the Juicero/Theranos of the rich kid party scene. Silicon Valley is batting .000 this year.

Forget Joanne the Scammer, Ja learned to scam from the best.

I need a new TWOP in my life.

I miss TWOP!