This would be like trying to milk a rock.

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

I automatically assume that anyone who identifies as republican is a scum-bag.

I am so disgusted with our country. Republicans keep getting rewarded for putting their greed over helping the country. They faced no consequences for bullshit Iraq war, they faced no consequences for 8 years of intense racism aimed at Pres Obama, and I have no faith in our voters to hold these fuckers accountable for…

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

Maybe they sang it because they know those republicans just signed their pink slips. There’s no getting re elected after this.

There are exactly three issues that I consider to be just inevitable: universal health care, gay rights, and legal marijuana. Public opinion has shifted on these issues. No only that, there’s a strong generational divide. Everyone standing in the way of these things needs to either to accept they’re going to lose…

SOOOO...what’s your address again?

you mean, finding out that young women are HUMAN and do HUMAN THINGS? OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ask this to fellow white people every time an unarmed black man (or CHILD) is killed by police officers. Are you afraid yet?

Well, now let’s remember, we still don’t know all the facts. Did the kid speak to (or possibly look at) officers in a manner that was “disrespectful”? Did he have any prior misdemeanors on his record that gave him an aura of criminality that police would instantly detect using their paladin abilities? Did he have bad…

Waiting for those assholes who were just sooo sure the cops were telling the truth, who claimed that OF COURSE these Black teenagers were drunk and breaking the law and tried to run the cops over. OF COURSE this cop wasn’t lying. If these kids weren’t doing anything wrong, they wouldn’t have been shot. Because the…

Pretty sure they are signalling “Top” on right side, “Bottom into fisting” on left.

My guess is that he knows his political career is donezo, and he’s banking on a career in lobbying. The pharma industry is pretty big in New Joisey, and he’s probably using this pointless grandstanding as a resume.

Or the guy that won’t shut up about how high we all are.

“Gateway drug” is the most hilariously stupid concept ever. Like...........that is not how drugs / drug abuse work.

Look, I know we all want to tear Christie a new one here, but I really think we should take the high road.

No fucking way. They’d be the paranoid guys sitting on the end of the couch ending every sentence with “Do you guys hate me?”

My brother says “Why was there the Civil War?” is the new “how is babby formed.”

Regarding Giselle... How the fuck do you stay married to someone who supports Trump? I almost broke up my with my boyfriend when we were having a “devil’s advocate” argument about him. Like, where is the respect? I can’t even fucking imagine. (I know, they are rich and beautiful, and have kids... Ugh) Don’t get it.