Perfectly Uniform Fight For Automobile’s Luxurious Ultimate Monster Prize

Nice! I wish I would’ve found an Aero sportcombi when I was shopping for one. I settled for the Sedan.

Lol, that’s how Trump voters have felt all year. It’s like we all had to be on the DL or else lefties would try to get us fired.

Some days I would be happier in a 2011 Saab 9-5...

This makes no sense.

Moderator - “What will you do in office?”

I’m imaging the difference in tone had someone torched a Hillarymobile. Feels like a few more “Mysogynists” and “Racists” would be getting tossed around.

Aggressive? Its a crappy stripe and a few stars.

Oh, I forgot... ideas are hurtful to the weak willed.

No, it was just tired of winning.

alternate headline:

Reminds me of when my uncle was sent to pick up a stolen car from a dealership he drove dealer trade cars for. The thief had used the car to go on a shoplifting spree. When the police recovered the car they catalogued everything in it. Thirty days later my uncle got a call to pick up something from the car. I guess…

Man, you left us hanging for a second on that one. I was hoping that “something” would be more exotic, like a can of shaving cream with dino embryos inside...

Somebody was trying out what they learned in Breaking Bad I assume.

Note: Mad Max actually starts when all of these modern smart cars are programmed to redline until the engine seizes.

That’s a bullshit answer from someone who has apparently never driven on ice.

(I live in LA, but went to school by Lake Superior at Michigan Technological University and grew up outside of Ann Arbor. The roads here don’t turn to “ice”, you’re just a shitty fucking driver)

No, people aren’t buying EV’S because batteries fucking suck. People won’t start buying them until they can be recharged in 5 minutes and there are universal supercharging stations at every gas station.

It’s craven because the author can’t see past his own prejudices...