06 Yukon

Alternatives to #43 and #64, both of which I prefer to those you provided:

Yup. Every rubber hose and seal is pretty much ruined. New calipers all around etc.

in addition, fit your car with skies and jet

Bullshit; NO ONE believes what they read on Facebook. Amirite? Just look at this last election...

De sterz! Ize needs moar sterz ter give!

Jalops

Yup, Hamilton is a prima donna jerk. That’s not racing when you slow down to block.

Just for those who don’t get it.

To be fair, I don’t think those Tampa bros’ nervous systems are advanced enough to register pain.

I’m not even mad, I’m actually impressed.

You’d think Ford would be all over jamming EcoBoost branding all over Formula 1's turbo sixxes..

It is a scientific fact, that if you ignore fire, it will go away. The key is to not look directly at it, and to back away slowly as to not startle it.

Thanks for the politics. Not.

As a parent, I don’t think I’m comfortable having someone with two first names judging me.

1) Only fucking assholes use the term ‘breeder.’ Grow up.

Does Jalopnik know anything about politics? No? Then why is Jalopnik writing about politics and not cars?

Not as embarrassing as all the Liberals that are burning down their cities because the election didn’t go their way.