You forgot “gluten free”, “man-splaining”, and “woke”, preventing you the buzzword bingo.

A little putting words in other people’s mouths and a little treating people as a monolithic hive mind and you can call anyone anything.

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”

Speak for yourself, man. I’m gonna get in the best shape of my life and goad these assholes into all kinds of silly shit. I’m a white Protestant male, what are they going to to do, arrest me?

More like shittiest Democratic presidential candidate ever

The Gawker award was excessive and likely would not have stood up on appeal had they not settled, but having a snippet of your sex tape published on the internet seems like a pretty harrowing experience to me. There is a lot that is enraging about how Gawker was destroyed by a vengeful billionaire, but it doesn’t…

Water to wine? Easy.

You watched that movie ?

The Big Lebowski: You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

Or what Hillary says every time she sees the voter turnout in support of her among African-Americans is not as high as she expected.

If every billionaire pooled his or her wealth, it would equal $5.4 trillion. Our deficit is somewhere around $18 trillion. That’s why.

Apparently Clarkson prefers coffee, but May drinks tea.

And Hammond? He wasn’t in the interview, so they just talked shit about him.

You give ache in head.

Cats getting brain freeze has real fuckin’ substance dammit.

Is this your first day on the internet?

It’s what the Lamborghini Huracán needs. Deserves. Demands. 

I’m no engineer, but I think I have a solution for this problem...

My SHO lease is up in April. Might get another, the Fusion Sport, or the 400 horse MKZ.