Also, you’re pushing the boundaries of “Planelopnik” with this story.

I’d like all sides of the story before I judge United based on what Shannon Watts said. Her credibility is lacking.

I certainly hope so!

I’m not disrespecting the guy. He wasn’t a great actor, but he was a likable guy and he played likable characters. The Fast & Furious franchise gave him notoriety that he probably wouldn’t have seen otherwise.

I think we all did!

I didn’t think it was real, photoshop is the only logical answer. I thought it was odd that I saw it on a friends Facebook page, then came here and saw Green Pig’s reply to my comment. A funny coincidence.

I thought about going with the Bill and Ted reference, but with the second speakers name being Bodhi, and the remake of Point Break, I thought it was a more relevant reference.

A friend just posted this picture on Facebook, then I opened Jalopnik and read your comment.

No, just no. Please stop the flood of ignorant celebrity worshipers.

Toledo Speedway is an oval. but for the LeMons race they used k-rail and other barriers to build a temporary road course. It was more of an oval with a couple of chicanes than a true road course.  It was a piece of k-rail that bent up the front end on our car, after another driver nerfed our lead driver about 45…

So basically I can’t have a cocktail before dinner and a glass of wine with dinner without being over the legal BAC in Utah?

I’ve pit crewed for 2 different teams at LeMons races in Ohio. Toledo in 08(09?) and Nelson Ledges in 2010(?). The Toledo race was a true twice around the clock 24 hour race and even though our car got hit and we spent most of the late afternoon and early evening fixing it, we had a good time. Plus we won the Most…

The answer is obvious. Beige Camry.

Spring is in the air, the temps are getting warm and the snowflakes are melting!

All the bad stuff in the world doesn’t seem so bad, at least for a moment, when you read something like this.

Yes, I agree.

Not my significant other. But my older brother and his current car.

Damn, most of us were stealing Playboy and Penthouse from our dads and you were stealing copies of Autoweek and the like.

It’s written down, and I assume it will go in his next book of short stories.

Grounded to the ground!