Hey, at least you have your very own downtown. That’s pretty amazing.

Where’s your Lebaron, Freddy?

I also hear Switzerland loves motorsport. That’s why the Swiss Grand Prix and The 24 Hours of Geneva are such famous races.

He ran several red lights, too.

Cup drivers stopped earning points a few years ago in the lower series. You currently have to declare which one of the series you are competing in for points.

The thought of Mazda back in the top class at Le Mans rustles my jimmies.

Heck yeah!

Wait, I’m confused. You were first complaining about people who do exactly what you described and now you’re complaining that people don’t listen to the instructions to do exactly as you described?

I fly a lot, and every TSA agent tells me to push my bags all the way into the scanner before stepping up to the bodyscan/metal detector.

If you’re thinking about pre-check, just go straight for Global Entry. It’s only $15 more ($100 instead of $85) and it lets you skip Customs and Border Protection on the way back into the country from abroad. Same fingerprinting process and everything.

They’re banning sales of gas and diesel cars, just like the U.S. government banned the sale of cars without seatbelts and eventually cars without airbags.

I had no idea all the ford engines had names, I thought that was a mustang thing. I was just having fun throwing in a word I knew.

COYOTE

Are there differences between the Chevy and Honda pictures? I thought IndyCar was moving to a spec aero package because the manufacturers were upset with the aero development costs. I don’t see any differences, but maybe I’m missing something.

Wait, wait, wait. Buying only what you need instead of what the finance guy says he can get you approved for? Blasphemy. I’m guessing you’re one of those people who refuses to take a subprime mortgage for 8 times your annual salary, too?

Now I know how they print the Pirelli name on the sidewall. They just yell at Bob to get the paint pen and ready all 2000 sets we need this weekend.

More talent than open seats is better than the alternative.

I’d like to defend Kyle Petty a bit and say he never really was in the top-tier equipment. Maybe for a couple of years with Felix, but that’s really it. And even that’s arguable.

So is that considered a four-wheel drift?

I’m not crying. You’re crying.