That would leave exactly two players: J.J. Redick and Hedo Turkoglu.

Calvert's first goal made it 3-2 and no I don't have anything better to be doing at 11:30 PM on a Saturday night but thanks for asking.

Come on man. Donious Rex.

I think that's the same tournament Ric Flair won as a rookie the year before.

What Ivy asked the casinos to do reminds me of when my 7 year old would set up a magic trick and ask me to close my eyes as he put the quarter under the handkerchief.

A lot of NFL players believe that consequences are something that happens to other people, and they've been shown nothing to suggest otherwise their whole life.

and that was just Josh Hamilton.

I am old and out of touch, but it's hard for me to take "throws up gang signs in photos" as serious evidence when stuff like this exists.

Francona: Hey, Wood. You ever make a team while on the mound before?

You're soft.

'I love Tupac Shakur so much, I'm going to inform all my acquaintances on LinkedIn about it via my smartphone!'

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

Sorry, that was dumb. Fixed. Thanks.

To make matters even worse for Sam Sr., a Denny's waiter then showed up at his table with a plate of food.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

Eli's response

If it was any other meaningful player I would probably care about how they are going about this, but in AROD's case I say effem.

As further evidence of Musberger trying to sound "hip," Mushnick pointed out that he kept referring to "pop" as "soda" and "negroes" as "people."

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

And without toes, so...