I think the best Falcons-Lions matchup in Europe happened way, way earlier.

Dammit Barry, we have certain expectations when one writes "Olympic Ruin Porn."

Obviously we all would have expected someone named Incognito to be harder to find.

I'm sure no one will remember. Trust me, I wouldn't worry about it.
- Bill Buckner

Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the
best summer ever.

Found him. Took two seconds.

I should let you know it's a gas station.

This commercial worked, because I really want fried chicken right now.

How Erin Destroys Reality

Pictured: Hoboken mayoral candidate, Dawn Zimmer.

The Washington Tanskins.

He should have just had Ed move down one bar stool.

Having grown up watching the Browns in the 80s, I have a hard time imagining any jury in Cleveland not buying that excuse.

[Sticks postage stamp to top-right corner of PC monitor]

You think women listen when you speak? There's your first mistake.

Well, not now. This would qualify as extreme late term abortion. But this could have been prevented, that's all I'm saying. And don't tell me that these parents were fit to raise a child.

Nothing worse than John Thomas-blocking.

Why are you people mocking him? I, for one, find Franco's positioning himself in the middle of everything and then doing nothing to be a powerful tribute to his beloved coach.

Red Sox management doesn't deserve Ben Cherington.