Well if he keeps up this relationship-forming trend of his he won’t be able to work anywhere that affords him a measure of control over young women. Of course he will because sports. 

Who is Ciara?

Two Star Bob

This is a very good post.

And next week Billy will tell us how his latest bus station bathroom orgasm left him feeling drained and disgusted instead of upbeat and energized like the dating app told him he would.

On a ship, most drunk cases get put to bed.

It’s been done already and was called Boondock Bean’s Blown Away Fever Pitch Town. It was about a dishwashah who had to walk to work from Brockton to Patriot Place every Sunday and became so disgruntled that he set fire to Toby Keith’s House of Hillbilly Sauce. Then he hid out in an empty Nantucket condo with…

You don’t fly enough these days. Those counter cops will get pissy if you even stand close to the gate when your number hasn’t been called yet. Not that they don’t get pissy about everything.

Maybe the Mets should release the genital cuff.

That’s called a 20% gratuity. <3

I am not a professional football player but I get my medical advice from the pageviews at Deadspin.

their != there.

Like they’re going to let a local Masshole have anything to do with the fair operation of a regular season game.

I worked at a bar that was sued by Don King back in the ‘90s. They showed a random PPV fight on an otherwise slow night the off chance that it would drum up some business and they didn’t even promote it but they were charging a $5 cover. Don King took them for $50K.

Lewandowski was offside and there no foul of any sort on behalf of the keeper’s actions.

Guinness, Mahou and Salva Vida. Too many good times unlocked on those three would preclude me from wishing upon some trendy bullshit garage beers.

Tom Coughlin looks like a gerbil.

In a “Bad Peoples' Death Cage Match for Charity”, who would you go with: Sepp Blatter, Bernie Ecclestone or Jacques Rogge*?

La Liga is running away with this. Three out of four teams reman in the competition with only Athletic Bilbao being eliminated while Bayern remains Germany's only Bundesliga representative and the very expensive Premier League features none of the three teams that made it into the knockout stage out of a total of four…

“Besides, maybe they're right?”