As we now know, this never would have happened if the Hawks had hired Mike O'Doulsenholzer.

You can have two dads these days, you know

Other jersey names that reflect BYU values:

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

Spaz, Downy, Midget, Cripple, Retard, Handicapped

funny, that's also Paula Deen's contact name for Anthony Bourdain.

Can I give a snarky answer?

He was stiff, motionless . . . it looked the guy had been shot somewhere else and dumped here.

Wait, when did Kirk Cameron have a stroke?