Why post this? It’s not March, man.

I love this narrative that the Pats make their division look weak, while they have enjoyed having two of literally the worst franchises in the NFL to beat up on for a decade. Do you know which of the three I’m considering the two worst? Nope! Because their division is THAT BAD.

Thanks very much for this. It’s what we all want, too—to stay together, but also to be able to keep doing the stuff we do as well as we can do it. It may not matter what we want, but that’s what we want. I appreciate you caring about that, and about us, very much.

Aw, shit, I hadn’t seen this news. That fucking sucks. I thought the repost of the venture capital blog across a couple of sites was odd, but now it makes sense. Best of luck to the Splinter staff.

Well said. Definitely empathize with a lot of your points on the site’s growth mirroring self growth, especially as someone who started reading Deadspin in high school and is now a 20 something. And of course, fuck Jim Spanfeller with a rusty pickaxe. 

I loved his early work with Chris Bosh and Sam Cassell.

“Esoteric Lagers” - I am so here for this

I don't watch soccer but that dude in lede looks exactly like Gordon Ramsey. It's horrifying.

Fair complaint! Caught it shortly after publishing, but can’t beat the comments. It’s been fixed.

Valid point, but there are few that cross over. For Todd Bertuzzi fans and teammates alike called him “That fucking guy”

Question: do Wings fans call him “Ant-Man”? I feel that “Ant-Man” would be a good nickname for him.

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

I read article after I watch the Remembering Guys so the OMG it’s Ryan Klesko thing first card actually got a laugh. Also it took me like three cards to figure out the gag, but that’s ...whatever.

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

That's the problem. People are being forced into new cars (trucks) they mostly can't afford and then are surprised when the economy tanks. Also i dont understand why would you change a car every 3, 4, 5 years. A good car will work 10 years if you take care of it so just go with jt and buy a new one after 10 years. 

Not surprised about first gear. Between rent, student loans, rising taxes, and the cost of every thing else, who can afford a $25k-$30k brand new car? Even a nice used car is stretching it in my experience.

Completing a catch still requires both feet (or one knee etc., etc.) to come down in bounds. I can’t say definitively that his left foot came down in bounds before it was out, so I can’t disagree with the review taking place, or with the decision to uphold the ruling on the field because there was no conclusive…

Here is the difference. Golladay never had possession of the ball until he was out of bounds. It was a catch in that he came down with the ball and it never touched the ground. But while he was toe tapping the back of the end zone, the ball was bobbling around. Because the announcers are morons like always, they spent…