The ghost of Calvin Johnson is alive.

Think about this:

Fuck this shit.

Alisson is a gorgeous man with the name of a gorgeous woman.

Alisson Becker sounds like a cute cast member on BH 90210.

Chris Dugan on his way home after being fired for reasons he’ll never understand

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

trust me, there are way worse ways to misspell his name.

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

When Aguero got that soul-sucking goal right before half, I thought “that’s it, I’ve seen this movie before.  City will come out in the second half and roll their way to a 4 - 2 or 5 - 2 win.”  All credit to Norwich having the mental toughness to fight through that.

If you’re going to catch one of the big six, then it’s going to be right after the International break and in an away match. Then you still have to go out and beat them. Norwich played an amazing match today. They soaked up all of City’s pressure and then made all but one of their opportunities count.  An amazing…

Carrying on the grand tradition of great Teemus

A Patriots fan AND Norwich City?

If this is true, then sign me up!

Pivoting hard... to word salad?

allow ties during the regular season.

In the four minute video, we’re shown three different paintings of Dwight Howard as Superman.

“11 stressed-out journalists named Ben.”

Why is the president talking about AIDS? STICK TO SPORTS!