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The Blue Jays, The Detroit Free Press... this guy can shut out anyone!

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?

While one shouldn’t read too much in the first few games of the season

Reid and McCoy together is great news for Kansas City restaurant owners and terrible news for Kansas City restaurant staff.

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

Mine’s from youth league tackle football. I was probably 12 or 13 and on a team with my twin brother, who was much better than me at football (and basketball, and baseball).

Yeah.  That's how I see it as well.

I’m gonna take the under; Chelsea’s group is TOUGH.

Yesterday, I took my three year old out on his bike (training wheels). Just a few hundred feet from home, he veered and went off a curb instead of the sidewalk ramp. Front wheel went down fine but he lost balance as the back went over and fell.

Why do people hate ties so much? The game was exciting, probably more exciting than a 1-0 would've been

My main takeaway is that Verlander doesn’t know the definition of irony...

Dom, Dom, Dom. Your methodology is all wrong. You only picked the losingest losers to lose year in, year out. If someone is miserable watching the Lions, they only have themselves to blame. They’re consistent. No, the true cream of the miserable crop are the likes of the Eagles, Vikings, and Falcons.

Unfortunately, research is showing us that Football is detrimental to your health even before you make a single dime. Like, High School early:

My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.

The A’s home whites are one of the nicest uniforms in baseball.

He’s no young phenom anymore. Dude is 27. At some point we need to stop waiting for him to get his mind and body right and have that transcendent season we’ve been waiting for. He is what he is, a freakishly talented player capable of stretches of brilliance, but also a guy who simply is terrible at handling adversity…

I’m pioneering something similar in my office: the 10-3 guy. It’s going great!

He should have just eliminated the FG kicker position and never attempt a FG all year. I will also accept a fake FG every time with just some random dude lined up as the kicker like “yeah I’m gonna kick a field goal”.