That kid's name? Lance Armstrong.

I mean, if his parents brought him to a Royals - Orioles game, they obviously don’t love him. This is obviously a case of using the baseball as a substitute for the love he lacks from his parents.

Not as funny as a kicker named “Blewitt.”

looks like you picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

Ahh...Red Wings and Islanders legend Steve Thomas...you are a man of excellent taste.

The only thing that matters with this situation is if it somehow fucks up the Leafs. Overpay him and get stuck in salary cap hell? Great! Don’t pay him and watch him walk or play in Europe? Awesome! Even better if he’s a great player for the Isles!

Obama should get Trump’s travel plans and follow him everywhere. Just troll the fuck out of him until the election. Hands down the best plan. I’ll donate to this PAC every payday.

“He’s still a good 2-3 years away from the backlash”

Why do I feel like the backlash would come so much faster if this was Kyler Murray or Deshaun Watson making these comments?

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Dwight’s greatest contribution as a Laker might have been this gif:

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

Well, of course the MMA guy was cagey.

Today was a glorified friendly. Chelsea have Leicester in 4 days and will want Pulisic at full strength to avoid a disastrous 0 points in the first 2 matches. Lampard was right to take off Pulisic at 73 minutes.

1-1 is the most iconic Mario level. Also I’m not really sure what you’re even upset about.