I mean, it’s nice that you’re using your imagination and all, but if you read our (my) actual work on the subject, it’s pretty easy to see that literally no part of the argument was about what the Lakers deserve or don’t deserve. Fuck the Lakers. The argument was that the Pelicans, who’d made a mess of Anthony Davis’s…

That would have been an absurd argument if it was the one anyone actually made! But, alas, it wasn’t. But good job burning that straw man to the ground!

Yeah, except it wasn’t.

The machine apparently works fine now, though CSUEB music students can’t get high off it anymore.

I’m going to get an illustration of this tattooed on my throat. Thank you.

I went to Oakland University, and Rick Mahorn frequently came to our basketball games. He routinely spread himself in a velour sweatsuit across no few than 10 seats. 7 for his torso, ass, and outstretched arms, and three for his legs (well two but you weren’t going to sit between them in front of his dick and balls.)…

As a quilter and sewer I literally assumed this was going to be drama of someone using someone else’s fabric scissors on non fabric and I want you to know that in my head I thought war was FULLY justified just based on that.

More like LOLNyet, amIrite??

This is exactly why I never exercise. Nobody’s legs ever went kerblooey while sitting down having a snack.

(“cap” means “lie”)

Markelle Fultz’s shot is looking better than it has in years!

Shows what you know. There are only 9 and they missed the playoffs!

This is championship-level trolling here. I approve. 

If Canadians are so good at hockey how come they never win the Stanley Cup?

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

Guys, I've found the pigeon.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

Come to it, he hasn’t punched or kicked a dick in a remarkably long time.

I did find him relatable during Fergie’s National Anthem performance.