I’m more worried about why he gets sick all the time. Either he is extremely open about sharing every instance of diarrhea in his life or he has diarrhea kind of a lot.

For a daytime beer, Bell’s Oberon. For a wedding or something like that, gin and tonic. I have also grown into the sort of person that wants like a very cold macro-brew beer in my hand for the entirety of July and August, which I am sure would disappoint the version of me that once cared about weird beers.

You don’t need nearly as much specialized baby stuff as the world will try to sell you. You need almost none, in fact.

Barça has a 3-man midfield with the mobility of Andre the Giant circa 2019, a Sergi Roberto/Nelson Semedo platoon at right back, the Catalan Kieran Trippier at left back, the ghost of Gerard Pique and something called a Lenglet in central defense, and a ball-dominant left-sided forward who can’t figure out how to play…

“In the sixth minute of a scheduled five minutes of stoppage time” is so misleading that it has to just be trolling.  The ball literally went into the net at 5:01, and that was after Onana was booked for time-wasting, having run nearly a minute off the clock.

Ok, first of all, Patrick studied rocks at Berkeley. Second of all, he’s not smarter than anyone.

Wrong, it clearly states “Barcelona blew a 3-0 lead”

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Andy Robertson has something to say about that

Is there a number I need to get at the counter to get in line to write for the NYT, or will they just call my name when it’s my turn?

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

Insane that Liverpool will probably win the trophy that Man City desperately wants and Man City will probably win the trophy that Liverpool desperately wants.

I had to watch the second half during a meeting at work. Not sure how stealth I was. Lots of squirming and coughing when screams of joy wanted to come out. What a comeback. What a club.

I have NO idea what you’re talking about.

Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

I’m certainly not looking to make excuses for Holland but I do wonder about whether some of those bad decisions that were made to try and extend the streak maybe were more about Mike Ilitch not wanting to see if he could outlast a rebuilding process.

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

Injuries have played a part. For a large part of the first half of the season, Gomez was Van Dijk’s regular partner, and they didn’t give up a lot of goals (only 5 in his 12 starts). Then he gets injured, and Trent Alexander-Arnold gets injured, and suddenly, they started to concede more goals, and took their only…

I didn’t say he was a “no talent idiot” but if that’s how you want to interpret it, knock yourself out.

He would have killed and eaten Kobe.