Today, friends, is the day that duck falls

I love that he has to keep serving fast food because everyone made fun of him for it once, and he is constitutionally incapable of allowing even the implication he might have been wrong by serving better food now.

Some, I assume, are good takes.

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.

ALL NUDE

I’d love to see a report of every free throw that James Harden has taken that he doesn’t deserve.

Same. It’s been such a great season with great moments. I’d be disappointed, but there isn’t a single player on the team I’m upset with—I love Robbo, Trent, Big Virg, Bobby, the whole bunch. Those draws in January hurt for sure, but it’s not like the Liverpool of past that couldn’t put away mediocre teams.

It is a measure of just how much Harden has bastardized the game that I will gladly root for a villainous dynasty with obscenely unfair levels of talent to beat him by any means necessary for no other reason than that I fear too many players growing up in Harden’s image if he has success.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

They both said that in December 1980, too.

sent it to Mateusz Klich, who saw a clear opportunity to score and went for it.

The Pete Carroll bod is a difficult look to maintain. Just keep angrily chewing gum and ignoring science and you’ll do great!

If I looked like that I wouldn’t even own shirts.

Tony Hawk is tied with Will Smith in my book as “G.O.A.T.”celebrity.

... a fourth-line pest is stuck inside the body of that 100-point man.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

They will never catch up with Nottingham Forrest’s European Cup wins, that’s for sure.

30 years later, all those Warriors fans will end up working as crazy-eyed staffers for dysfunctional presidential campaigns.

Also his hairline is weird. It’s darker/thicker on the edges than it is anywhere else.