In the span of a year PG re-signed with the thunder, got hurt, got owned by Lillard, and saw his shoe explode on Zion

The guy sitting next to the Human Brick can say, with a straight face, *that was a bad shot*

You really don’t think there has to be SOME consideration given to the severity of the infraction and the nexus between the infraction and the injury?

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

This is so stupid, and I just did a beverage-less spit take. Take your fucking star and get outta here.

One of those truly seminal moments* that justifies all the dumb shit involved in following sports.

That was some horseshit NBA JAM eat-your-money cheating-AI shenanigans of a shot... And it was fucking AWESOME

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

The only football conference so great that they named a government agency after it. 

I’m at the point where I actively support Dumb Guys in sports just because it means they aren’t Dumb Guys doing something much more important.

Davis is what Gruden would look like if you put Gruden in a microwave for 3 minutes and 23 seconds

I was *shocked* the first time I actually saw Khalil Greene play.

Lenny Kravitz

im you’re huckleberry 

He is the textbook definition of “guy who looks nothing like his name.”

For such a storied organization, the Yanks have a ton of these guys in their past. Kevin Maas was the one for my generation.

Shelley Duncan.

Remember Bowman cards? Maybe my brain is porridge, but I specifically remember a late 80s/early 90s card brand that was slightly taller than Topps/Score/Donruss/Flair, etc. I think they were Bowman.

They were annoying.

I’m imagining Lauren walking into the GMG offices this morning and just casually chucking an octopus into the hallway.

That’s the problem with this Fantasy Football style of team building. A superior talent like Coutinho can thrive in a particular system and spend a season struggling in another. Just because you can collect the best individual players doesn’t mean you should if there are players that are more effective by being…