Spoiler alert: he is not.

A few days ago Burke said he was going to be upset if he had to use his game 7 tix, so I guess the laws of logic say he should be happy today?

Hard disagree with the idea that Tampa didn’t have much depth. They were widely acknowledged to be the deepest team in the NHL. They felt no sting of injuries this season (not that there were a lot of them) because they had so much to fall back on. Their damn backup goalie went 21-5-0 when their franchise netminder…

Tampa’s record is no more inflated than any other team this year though. Even if they lost every single one of their OT/SO games, they still would have won the President’s Trophy by a clear 8 points over Calgary.

The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

may Eugene Melnyk die a painful death in poverty.

They’re so toast, Jim Nantz carries their picture around in his wallet.

They look like toast because they’re playing like they smell it.

Meanwhile Matt Kuchar wishes no one would cash his cheques.

I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!

/A tradition unlike any other. Dammit

This is good advice in general. 

Hot Take - Kyle Lowry will have to score more than 0 points for the Raptors to win this series.

I still can’t believe that you’ve got Dave McKenna and Ray Ratto here. It’s just so fucking awesome.

Burneko beat the crap out of me in an Arby’s parking lot. It was deserved.

I would argue not as funny, and losing the original sounds defeats the simple beauty of a spoonerism.

This is a large part of the gaping divide between the Biden generation’s politics-as-sport and the younger generation’s politics-as-morality view of the world. If it’s all just a game, well, good show Kirstjen, you fought hard, good game, see you out there next time. If we see it all in a moral context, she’s guilty…

Laughed a little too hard at “Mexican country.” Too on the nose. Way too on the nose.

5 HRs and 5 runs scored. Got on base (at least) 7 other times and none of the other puds on his team could bring him home. Look at this shit!

All these counting stats. I want to know the really important stats, like how many wars he has won so far this season.