Trump picked him because some jerkoff from the Federalist Society told him to.

Claire McCaskill is running neck and neck in a state that Trump won by 18 points, and nonetheless decided against voting for Kavanaugh. Ladies and gentlemen, that is what political courage looks like.

It’s a small price to pay once all that sweet, sweet sexual assault money that these women are always after starts pouring in...

I don’t know how Lena can still be so thirsty surrounded by all that water.

I miss that cat. The fact that it seemed like they leaned into the fact that the cat wasn't real was always hilarious. Salem was always fantastically over the top.

I mean... Or just hold it to the side as far as you can.

I don’t think that’s a clue itself when we’re talking about a show about witches who might be literally sexual for Pan.

The sequel to My Date With the President’s Daughter is really fucking weird, you guys!

Ugh I liked Salem’s fakeness... it added to the cheesy humor in the most late 90's way possible.

Katherine McPhee is a pretty singer with a voice designed for syrupy power ballads who is not distinctive enough to really make anything happen on her own.

Yes.

Chris Cuomo: “Mr. Guiliani, do you indeed wear diapers?”

You don’t go for takeout sushi and go watch the sunset then right after head to a burger joint unless you’re boning again. They’re boning again.

this is far more charming than when my wife did it in our home.

Cardi B needs to understand that cheating men enjoy the drama. It’s a power play. Their egos need multiple women attacking each other over them. Direct your anger at the source not the accomplice.

Man, 29, go for it - slowly. If she pulls back, wither in embarrassment, give her a ride home in complete silence and avoid her forever. Dating is fun you’ll enjoy yourself.

In order to make myself feel better about my body, I just repeatedly tell myself that my body would have been the archetype of feminine beauty during the Renaissance.

Is my girl wearing little fishnets??? I love her. Love.

The USADA tested Serena right after her win. While they found her levels of Flystorgen, Notgivingfucks & SoDopamine to be off the charts for a regular pro-athlete they still were within Williams’ standard range.

Hot damn. She looks better less than a year after almost dying in childbirth than I ever looked in my entire life.