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so he tried to say the next-closest thing, marinate, which he somehow forgot and settled on “gestate”
Wouldn’t that be xsplaining?
Mansplaining is post gender now, man, keep up!!!
If men can ‘mansplain’ to each other, what exactly is the purpose of the term?
Yaaaassss Loan, yaaaaassss.
Spotify’s statement was the following:
He needs to be in a tank top and something like bike shorts and show as much skin as the women. Or put the women in black pants and white T-shirts. Nice to have a guy but nice is not enough. The women are much more sexualized than he is.
It’ll take him five minutes and forty five seconds to drive to her house?
Amber Ruffin is a star
You must not have ever seen pictures of them.
I can’t wait to see this! She is so talented, and I first saw her in a serious role before I even new she she was so funny. She’s gonna kill this role.
Instead, they are launching the United States Space Command, which will develop space war-fighting tactics, train an elite group of service members in space warfare, and create a new, joint agency to buy satellites and other technologies
We ALL know that if Jezebel.com is taken over, it will actually be taken over by Sexy Carp Babes
I confronted my sister a few weeks ago about her new boyfriend being a Trumpster.. She was like Umm.. You know I’m a Trumpster right. She later used a racial slur. I was like WHO ARE YOU. Was proud however that my husband called her out on the racial slur and she was like oh is that racist? Thanks for letting me rant.…
Natalie Maines just tweeted some pics to indicate The Dixie Chicks may be in the studio with Jack Antonoff. This is, at least 50% good news.
“Many people who want to reproduce are getting into the exciting new ‘missionary position’ trend! Our editors are highly intrigued!”
would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win
These are absolutely atrocious but somehow Jennifer Lopez still looks amazing and it defies everything logical but there it is.