Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I dunno... maybe she just shouldn't have swallowed that IUD in the first place.

There's a great Funny or Die sketch with Christina Hendricks that sums up my feelings about Nothing Changing EVER.

We need to hand these out

Apparently people still think if they didn't personally witness someone being abused it couldn't have happened. They must also think that harassers wear badges identifying themselves as such.

In all seriousness, I saw something similar happening at a friend's wedding, and I thought it was so beautiful.

THIS IS MY FAV PROCEDURAL DRAMA

But were they Tahitian pearls or freshwater pearls? Might have been the work of

I'm never Grammar Cop, but shouldn't it be 'someone STOLE Lupita's dress'? She was robbed, the dress was stolen.

Clearly this is the work of notorious super-villain Oyster Man.

Keep an eye out for LiLo's new pearl earring line. It will be a limited release of about 3,000 pairs.

lmao kylie as an actor

I would like Alan Rickman to voice my biography.

actually, that's a great idea. if you have bear arms, you can rip out their throats when necessary.

Teaching men to not rape is the only valid way to prevent rape. These kinds of "rape prevention" ideas that put the responsibility on women for their own safety is just another tool for the rape culture to victim blame when rapes happen, because they didn't follow the "rape prevention" manual closely enough.

step 1: stalk yourself. how easy are you to stalk? could you rape you?

Pretty much.

My god, why would you want to be a woman?

In other words, don't be a woman.