So it's like 70s-era Penthouse then.

Interesting..... I find underboob inherently icky and very turn-off-y.

I would just add:

Seriously. Can you imagine the number of people we could feed, clothe, and shelter adequately if we just nixed the F-35?

And studies show that social program fraud is negligible - while fraud of the taxpayers to justify out bloated defense budget and military action is HUGE.

I'm much, much, much more concerned with our bloated military budget than I'll ever be with social program fraud.

I make it a point to encourage sloths.

For fuck's sake. It's none of your goddamn business!!!!! You're not the sole taxpayer contributing to these programs! If a parent wants to get their kid actual Cheerios instead of fucking CardboardCircleO's or whatever the generic shit is so they can feel like they're a fucking human being worthy of quality products…

Cigarettes are $25 a carton = dude has not been out of the house in over 15 years

I gotta say, I appreciate this apology. It was way better than her "sorry you were offended" tweet, and I like that she says that she has taken the time to learn something about why what she said was wrong.

NPH and David Burtka! Especially around Halloween.

if kbell and dax have been doing couples therapy i am once again super impressed and inspired. what a healthy responsible choice for parents in such a unique situation.

You know you're an asshole when even Canada, the politest country in the world, is like ERMPH. BACK UP, TURN AROUND, WALK AWAY.

At 18, I would have been like "FUCK YOU!" and run off crying eating cheetos.

I don't know. I'm sure she does have a PR team and they probably read it before it went out, but I have no problem believing she wrote it on her own.

You don't own anything but the unique willingness to crassly exploit it."

Obama loves America, just not as much as Giuliani loves 9/11