Lupita... I know he's got the "sexy hipster Jesus" thing going for him... But IT'S A TRAP.
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And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...
Garcia Marquez is one of my favorite authors, but he was in there because... Movies based on his books? Weird
They could have included some of those marketing executives on the online one, to make room for her on the air...
"we are giving you hoovers and milkshake machines! What more could any girl be wanting?"
milkshake machines
"but he does, like, African print"
I think it has to do with legal brouhahas—they can't write "raped" unless he is convicted of that specific crime, or something? But alleged sexual assault won't get them sued.
WAIT you can or cant
What.... what is this picture made out of? Is this a felt photo? It's freaking me out. Did someone paint on the film?
Moon Unit.
Barbierei will go back to his side gig sitting on the board of a pregnancy center in the state.
Zappa > Your stupid fucking wedding.
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Oh shit ladies, Jesse and Zach figured us out. It's true: all women are psychos and we can ruin your lives. The safest thing to do would be to not mess with women anymore. If you value your lives, Jesse and Zach and Jeremy, don't have sex with women anymore. It's just foolhardy to put yourself in that kind of…
idk those dudes know whatsup
After the naked stupidity of the bill caused a bit of a blacklash, Fisher said he'll "pull back" the bill and re-write it...
He's 77 years old. Eventually, he'll go away forever.
Actually, the never-ending string of 20 year-old models whom my middle-aged son keeps bringing home would probably worry me more than a grown woman who has been extremely successful in her career.