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It does indeed, Korra. And that's the story of how I destroyed ISIS from the inside. Bacon.

If it's pork bacon doesn't that make you an infidel?

"Here's a kitten. Have some Nutella. Look at this emoji. So...death to the infidels?"

Holy shit. Chills. That was incredible.

good job science i guess or something

THOSE EARS LOOK SO SOFT.

that is fucking awesome. but i am julianne, not jia! jia has awesome taste in music, too.

Off topic, but the Watchtower building in the photo was sold for tens of millions of dollars and will be turned into a cultural center and overpriced condos on the Brooklyn waterfront. They'll have enough money to cover this up for decades.

You're not actually required to eat your entire burrito in one sitting. Supplementing more meat for rice and making two dinners of one burrito makes it a reasonable and economical choice.

Thirded, especially if there's no interference with antidepressants.

If it'll take enough juice away from my brain to get me to stop thinking about all the laundry I need to do or the funny crack in his ceiling tile, then count me the fuck in.

Seconded.

I... I want this.

I grew up as a JW and many of my friends were molested. The elders handled it exactly the way they're being accused of.

I misread the website as "MEAT SPROUT." I was like: "That is what a dick basically is. Wouldn't 'Steamed Clams' be a much better description?"

I am both incredibly excited and terribly saddened by these pictures.

On what fucking planet would Tyga be on Truffle Butter? Like, I can't even name a Tyga song off the top of my head. Wayne sure as hell isn't bringing him with him when he leaves Cash Money— quit trying to be famous by association with people aren't associating with you, stick with Kardazian fame, boy.

Like...I feel bad for/annoyed at Ed Sheeran. Beyonce shows up looking hot as all hell, glamazon, amazing. And he looks like he woke up still half hung over, picked up the first thing he found on his dorm room floor, sniffed it, went, "eh, good enough" and went out to perform. Like...maybe a little effort?

of course you didn't like it you hate beyonce.

This weekend I had dinner with my folks, and my mom started talking about how she loves this new song called "Take Me to the Church' and it took everything I had not to lose it right there.