oh gee i didn't know anything about them as a couple but he looks ENAMORED of her, and vice versa!

I absolutely read this headline wrong. I thought these kids were getting a little bonus sex show along with their porn.

This shit scares the crap out of me. This and when people find snakes in their toilets!

So that means if the red is ground up, then I'm not allergic?

She was Not Amused.

Most of these stories eventually explain what the stupid person actually thought...the root of their stupidity...like not knowing what a scallop is or wanting your toast uncut. And really, just use your words. Please don't cut my toast. What is a scallop? Chocolate cake lady at least *asked* and learned something.

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

"Oh, well that's okay. I'm not allergic if they're ground up."

The witness added: "LuAnn was leaning on him, making out like she was a shark devouring her prey. She was a foot taller than he was." Dressed in a sparkly miniskirt, "she had her leg wrapped around his thigh like a slithering python."

The Gawker article also described her as "mother and designer of the Jessica Simpson Collection®," which makes it sound like she gave birth to a fashion line.

I'm actually curious about whether we've entered an age where human males prefer images that more closely resemble video game characters than living human females.

I liked the anchor comment about his pregnant wife at home.

I love that weird clip of Darren Rovell. (The dude asking to be Kate Upton's valentine) He is truly the worst.

Seriously... what. What is this.

Counterpoint.

I think Grey should be spelled Gray….hey, its America after all

This is by far my favorite Shade Court yet. It only gets better with each edition.

In college, people "joked" that SAE stood for "Sexual Assault Experts."